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FUN FACTOR

In simply Fun on September 23, 2008 at 11:32 pm

1) CHILD: Mom I got 100 marks in a test.?

MOTHER: How??

CHILD: Hindi: 20

????????????? Maths: 20

????????????? S.S.T: 20

????????????? Sanskrit: 20

????????????? Science: 20?

CHILD: So, mom 20+20+20+20+20= 100

MOTHER: Stupid by adding you got 100?

 

2) A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.?
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The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.?
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For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”?
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The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”?
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The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years…..

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3) A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.?
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“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”?
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“Well, honey, I smoke five packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “Five packs of cigarettes!!!”?
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“I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”?
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“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?”?
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“Twenty-eight,” he said.?

 

 

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Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, ?
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. ?
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Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, ?
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. ?
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Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, ?
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET. ?
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Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, ?
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE. ?
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Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, ?
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING. ?
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Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things… ?
While Women STUCK to shopping.?
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5) A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. ?
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A passer by who’d seen everything remarked: “That’s very tolerant of you after what he just did.” ?
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“Not really,” came the reply. “I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him.”

 

 

 

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